Judge: In Order To Teach Two Opposing Scientific Theories, You Need To Have Two Opposing Scientific Theories

“To be sure, Darwin’s theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions[...]“

Also from the 139 page finding:

“The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the
Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals,
who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would
time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID
Policy.[...]“

For bonus points see also: Lemon Test, Establishment Clause (*)

Taking the pulse Google style.