So, I’m in the bathroom this afternoon and I hear someone come in and step up to do his business.

He’s talking on the phone.

While that alone would be pretty deplorable–having a conversation on the phone while using the freakin’ toilet–the content of his conversation proved to be much worse. This past weekend two teenage girls were killed by a drunk driver. They were good students wearing their seatbelts, with families and hobbies. A candlelight vigil is being held in their honor at a local landmark tonight.

The pee phone guy is a content producer here. He was advising a camera crew about going out to get footage.

“Yeah,” he said. “The best friend’ll be there, the family. It’s one-stop shopping for misery.”