This afternoon, Steve will be in ur reality distortin’ ur fieldz. If you think any Mac nerd is going to get any work done you’re sadly mistaken. Watch the madness unfold here. I’ll be updating periodically as well, for those who care.

UPDATE (1:56 PM EST) - Man, this Gizmodo thing blows. I’ve seen it work as it’s supposed to twice in an hour. Leopard is 64-bit clean, though. Sweet.