When we went to see Iron Man the other night, I was greeted at the ticket window by a “cash only” sign. I never carry the stuff, so my saintly wife—who does—stepped up and asked, “two for Ironman, please.” Ironman, like that’s his last name. It was just adorable.

So today in the office we’re listing out all the superheroes whose last names could also be (strange) surnames. Like Kip Spiderman (”Yeah, you know Kip Spiderman. He lives in our building? He made those frittatas you liked at Karen’s party?“). It’s absolute meme gold, I tell you.