- “Chip tunes”
- “Steam punk”
- Hipsters
- 98% of the content of Buzzfeed
- 8-bit graphics (see also: nostalgia for, games and/or art created with)
- People who defend billion dollar corporations without compensation (guilty)
- People who rail against one billion dollar corporation on the grounds that the billion dollar corporation they support is “more free” and “supports choice”
- Nearly everything I see on Tumblr (see “hipsters”)
- Facebook’s privacy policies and the lack of transparency or any iota of thoughtfulness on the part of the user thereof
- Celebrity Twitter accounts not authored by said celebrity (how long does it take to write a tweet, really?)
- Celebrity Facebook accounts (see above)
- Celebrities
- BoingBoing (see also “the home church of first world problems”)
- TechCrunch/Michael Arrington
- Social media
- “Consumer as creator” (we have the newspapers to thank for this nonsense, I think)
- Collegehumor, Gawker Media, Busted Tees and their respective staffs (see “hipsters”)
- Forgetting to put IE on this list until after I’ve published it
- Lists as ersatz editorials (I’m done here)
Notebook
Being a compendium of thoughts, notions, and ideas about design. And sometimes bacon.
